Around the Web on 12-7-06
Thursday, December 07, 2006
The shower wakes me.
My mind races: All haiku!
Can I make it work?
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A stand for child porn --
By the Danes' absent colleagues?
Why? Both please Allah.
***
Uncovered -- dishes --
Have surrounded the "cat-house"!
Round up the varmints!
***
Three haiku on porn?
These should have been limericks!
Make love, not jihad.
***
Shotgun! Humph. He's first.
Power and concealment tied.
Will Nick pick us off?
***
Sword sheathed, wielding pen --
Yet still afraid? What's afoot?
Submariners' wives!
***
Condi's not Vesper,
And Bush isn't Bond. Roulette?
George, war is no game.
***
"I think most ... insane."
Leftist mobs show teen-ish angst.
And make him look good.
***
They banned Sudafed.
And now, trans fats. Next, syrup?
Freedom dies piecemeal.
***
Good luck to my friend!
(Why must this be left to chance?)
Good luck, U. S. A.
***
Believe it or not!
Regulation of dating!
Martin, second thoughts?
***
The elephant lost.
They don't forget. Can they read?
Voters, gypped, recalled.
***
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
-- CAV
My mind races: All haiku!
Can I make it work?
***
A stand for child porn --
By the Danes' absent colleagues?
Why? Both please Allah.
***
Uncovered -- dishes --Have surrounded the "cat-house"!
Round up the varmints!
***
Three haiku on porn?
These should have been limericks!
Make love, not jihad.
***
Shotgun! Humph. He's first.
Power and concealment tied.
Will Nick pick us off?
***
Sword sheathed, wielding pen --
Yet still afraid? What's afoot?
Submariners' wives!
***
Condi's not Vesper,
And Bush isn't Bond. Roulette?
George, war is no game.
***
"I think most ... insane."
Leftist mobs show teen-ish angst.
And make him look good.
***
They banned Sudafed.
And now, trans fats. Next, syrup?
Freedom dies piecemeal.
***
Good luck to my friend!
(Why must this be left to chance?)
Good luck, U. S. A.
***
Believe it or not!
Regulation of dating!
Martin, second thoughts?
***
The elephant lost.
They don't forget. Can they read?
Voters, gypped, recalled.
***
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
8 comments:
The furry purrballs
Celebrated in haiku
Feel left out by this.
I plead distraction --
My pal Jerome understands --
Uncovered dishes!
Navy man no less
On the date of infamy
Harboring a pearl
Peace celebrated,
Via haiku? Mem'ry lapse?
Plausibly, either.
Three haiku on porn?
These should have been limericks!
Make love, not jihad.
My friends in high school
Made countless porn-filled haiku;
I recall just one:
Plummeting downward,
The product of primal play
Wasted in the dust.
Rather than haiku
Were't sestinas or sonnets,
Crickets 'mid silence.
A weblog posting
Sublime above all others
Earns Bravo Zulu
Fearless Leader speaks!
He comes bearing words of praise.
Not like Ensign days!
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