Have Fun With That, Donnie!
Monday, July 14, 2025
Trump's base, which includes a large number of people prone to conspiracism, is up in arms about recent announcements concerning Jeffrey Epstein:
Trump's Department of Justice and the FBI said in a memo made public last week there was no evidence that the disgraced financier kept a "client list" or was blackmailing powerful figures.I am agnostic about this beyond my certainty that Epstein and Trump are both sleazebags.
They also dismissed the claim that Epstein was murdered in jail, confirming his death by suicide at a New York prison in 2019, and said they would not be releasing any more information on the probe.
The move was met with incredulity by some on the US far-right -- many of whom have backed Trump for years -- and strident criticism of Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel.
Did Epstein procure women for Democrat politicians? Probably.
Trump himself? Maybe. It wouldn't surprise me at all.
Am I microwaving some popcorn? Yes.
Have I lost sleep -- or will I ever lose sleep -- over this? No.
Our entire political establishment is sleazy and this disgusting aspect of it is par for the course, but hardly the biggest fish to fry.
As I see it, there could be enough dirt on Trump that he wouldn't dare pursue charges for fear of blowback, even though he could pardon himself. Or, there could be a whole lot of nothing/not worth pursuing in there. This doesn't excuse it, but it might well be a legal nothingburger for any variety of reasons.
But I am not a conspiracy nut. Many of Trump's supporters are, and it is hilarious to see him say things like the following to them, as if it will matter:
"What's going on with my 'boys' and, in some cases, 'gals?' They're all going after Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB!" Trump said Saturday in a lengthy post on his Truth Social platform.The predictable response from a conspiracist to a denial of what they choose to believe isn't to review or look at the evidence or their interpretation.
"We're on one Team, MAGA, and I don't like what's happening. We have a PERFECT Administration, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and 'selfish people' are trying to hurt it, all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein," he added, referring to his "Make America Great Again" movement.
It's to think They've gotten to him or even He's one of them, or (most generously) They've tricked him. The reactions of Alex Jones and Laura Loomer bear this out, and it's amusing to see Trump trying to downplay something he'd been happy to gin people up about/move them on to other favorites, like the "stolen" election narrative about his 2020 defeat.
I'll close by noting a similarity I have observed between these elements of MAGA and far-left people I sometimes encountered in my days in academia: Their reactions to cognitive dissonance are substantially the same.
They don't process what they hear at all, only that someone doesn't believe as they do. With MAGA, the "explanation" is that someone is credulous or evil.
Likewise, leftists would accuse me of spouting or falling for "propaganda" full stop.
Both examples of this cognitive type are in a bubble and unreachable. I recommend not wasting time trying to change their minds, and moving along, instead.
-- CAV