Another Clown Takes Soccer Bait
Monday, June 01, 2026
If there is one thing I have learned I can count on in my decades of soccer fandom, it's that the poor behavior of some fans will draw a certain type of commentator out of the closet, at which point, said commentator will happily tell us all what an ass he is.
This year's "winner" so far -- after all, the World Cup hasn't even started -- is one Bill Glahn of the conservative PowerLine blog, which I vaguely recall having (once had?) an Everton supporter on its writing team.
As is typical of this type of rant, bad fan behavior is treated as both typical of fans of the sport and something you'd never see in the good old U.S. of A. And, Q.E.D., everything about the sport becomes a target for ridicule -- by someone so pissed-off that he can't keep his eyes uncrossed.
Just as a disturbing number of Parisians took the Champion's League final as an excuse to start rioting (with some not even bothering to wait for the result), Glahn takes the riots as sufficient excuse to attempt to torch a sport beloved across the globe, including by millions of Americans, myself included, who speak English as our native language.
I will salute Glahn for boiling his bilge down to one exemplary sentence:
If you don't know, and you shouldn't, "one-nil" means the score was 1-0 at that juncture.One-nil is perfectly good English and can apply to sporting contexts outside soccer, so I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to mean. We shouldn't know English? We shouldn't know anything at all about a sport enjoyed nearly everywhere? We shouldn't bother to understand the subject matter that we're talking about?
Beats the hell out of me.
In any event, I do not wish to downplay the cultural rot such occurrences indicate, and that emphatically includes not pretending that a particular sport is to blame or that our nation has somehow escaped the rot.
Regarding the sport: Just off the top of my head, Arsenal, the team I support, won the English Premier League just a couple of weeks ago, There was a spontaneous gathering of tens of thousands outside its home stadium on the weeknight that a favorable result ended the title contest -- with no arrests made, according to a podcaster I follow.
The victory parade on the weekend was not incident-free, but went under the radar of most people because there was no rioting. There were only 16 arrests at an event with an estimated attendance of 1.5 million people. Far more people had to be rescued from heights that they climbed so they could enjoy the spectacle.
In Paris, nearly 900 people have been arrested so far.
As for similar in the U.S.: The Paris "soccer riot" is worse, but in terms of arrests, still just in the same order of magnitude as the "basketball riot" (to use a sport that's lost on me) in Detroit in 1990 after the Pistons won the NBA Finals: 170 arrests in that one, in a city with fewer citizens than attendees in the Arsenal parade.
It's disturbing that there were even as many arrests in London as there were, and it's a cultural issue worth contemplating. Blaming a sport one doesn't like is not the way to start.
Soccer isn't burning Paris now any more than basketball looted Detroit in 1990.
-- CAV