A Proposal to Protect Gig Work?

Patrice Onwuka, Director of the Center for Economic Opportunity at Independent Women's Forum, reports that there are legislative efforts underway to protect gig work, after the last few administrations played ping-pong with labor regulations defining contractor status:

The Left and the ailing labor union movement condemn independent contract work for failing to provide workplace benefits. Yet that should be a workers choice. Not everyone wants or needs benefits as a part of a work arrangement. Additionally, contractors are gaining access to employment based benefits. The good news is that proposed federal legislation and state reforms would allow companies to provide portable benefits to independent contractors without forcing them to be reclassified as employees. Policymakers on the Left should get on board. [links omitted]

My shot from the hip, not being an attorney or even having read the bill: Insofar as such a bill would create certainty for gig workers, this sounds like good news. Laws -- even imperfect ones -- aren't subject to whim like regulations and executive orders are.

The bit about employment benefits strikes me as a mixed bag. While the government has no business meddling in the medical or insurance sectors, I could see this as a legislative band-aid to make that kind of arrangement possible, further entrenchment of government meddling, or both.

On balance, I think this is a good thing, but I am curious to see further commentary.

-- CAV

The Revealing Appeal of 'Emily Hart'

A medical student in India known only as "Sam" turns out to be the catfisher behind AI-generated MAGA sweetheart "Emily Hart:"

... Before Hart went viral, he used to create scantily clad women using Gemini Nano Banana and post them on social media; however, this idea didn't take off. Therefore, he turned to AI again to take ideas from it on how he could make his influencer stand out from the crowd. At the time, the bot suggested to him that creating a "hot girl" wouldn't help him stand out from the competition.

The AI further provided him with multiple options for content creation to pick from, so he decided to create a hot girl for the "MAGA/conservative niche." This is because the AI told him that this idea would work. After all, "the conservative audience (especially older men in the US) often has higher disposable income and is more loyal."

...

..."Every Reel I posted was getting 3 million views, 5 million views, 10 million views. The algorithm loved it." He extended his income opportunities by selling subscriptions at Fanvue and MAGA-themed merchandise.

Wired elaborates further:

The influencers are created from a specific template: they tend to be white and blonde, with jobs as emergency responders. (A lot of them are cops, firefighters, or EMTs.) They also incorporate right-wing views into all of their content, railing about immigration or the Epstein files or pronouns while posing in American flag bikinis or MAGA hats -- often both.

There's nothing wrong, of course, with being white, or blonde, or being a tomboy/having an occupation favored by adrenaline junkies, or being attracted to women who meet any or all of these criteria, but my word! How predictable can you get?

My own sense of déjà vu comes from having seen exactly this archetype (scroll down) at the end of nearly every single This Week in Pictures post I've ever seen at Power Line, which, while not necessarily an outright MAGA outlet, carries enough water for Trump that I'll count it.

While I have always been baffled by the tomboy part, and -- I will admit -- it would have never crossed my mind to try to make money off of this, it is still a little bit surprising that it took AI to hatch this scheme.

That said, the following passage from Wired explains a lot:

Few of the fans cared whether Emily was real, Sam says. This is very much in line with the psychology of the average hot girl MAGA fan, according to [Brookings Institution fellow Valerie] Wirtschafter. Whether it's plausible that a sexy blonde nurse would love Christ, ICE, and flashing her boobs for strangers is secondary to the fact that many, many people want to believe it is. "Even among some digital natives, there's a perspective of, 'Well, I don't actually care if this is true. I like the sentiment of it,'" she says. [bold added]

Granted, lots of porn is pure fantasy, but anyone on the outside and looking in at Trump's cult of personality can be forgiven for wondering if this "niche" functions on that level all or most of the time. With Trump himself, after all, the difference between the bill of goods they have been sold and the real deal is, arguably, even greater.

-- CAV

Four Neat Things

A Friday Hodgepodge

1. Until yesterday, I had no idea that lots of hobbyists keep pet isopods -- the kind of animal that includes the roly-polies I used to play with as a child.

The photography at the site was so uniform and high-quality that it sparked some discussion that it might be AI, but this suggestion was shot down quickly.

While I have no intention of adopting the hobby, I agree with the guy who said that this is, "the kind of site that makes one happy the Internet exists."

2. It's time for another list of funny workplace stories from Ask a Manager. This one is good for a few quick laughs, and is less likely than other lists in the genre to provoke a visit down a comment rabbit hole.

My favorite of the bunch is Item 8:

The coffee

This wasn't so much an unreasonable request, but I was so proud of my sneakiness at the time -- I occasionally had to assist a woman who was notoriously mean to everyone. She always wanted Starbucks coffee, but the trouble was that the closest Starbucks was 4 blocks away and always had a huge line (this was before online ordering was a thing), so getting it would take forever. She DID. NOT. UNDERSTAND why her coffee wasn't magically appearing two minutes after she asked for it.

Finally, after being berated one too many times, I asked the Starbucks barista for a bunch of cups and lids, and from then on, any time this woman demanded her Starbucks coffee, I simply dipped into our kitchen, poured whatever Folgers coffee was let in the shared pot into the Starbucks cup, popped a lid on, and brought it back to her. She never knew the difference.

That last line hardly surprises me, given how burnt Starbucks coffee tastes to me.

3. You may have heard of people adopting dumb phones out of frustration with electronic distractions.

Enter the dumb tractor. There is now a startup in Alberta selling completely mechanical tractors to farmers wary about machines they can't repair and weary of short-sighted companies that seem intent on using software to get in the way of same.

[John] Deere eventually made concessions, but the damage was done. A generation of farmers learned exactly how much control they'd surrendered by buying machines loaded with proprietary code.

[Owner Doug] Wilson saw the gap and drove a tractor through it. The 12-valve Cummins is arguably the most widely understood diesel engine in North America. Every independent shop, every shade-tree mechanic with a set of wrenches, every farmer who grew up turning bolts has encountered one.

Parts sit on shelves in thousands of stores. Downtime -- the thing that actually costs a farmer money during planting or harvest -- shrinks dramatically when you don't need a factory technician with a laptop to diagnose a fuel delivery problem.

Business is booming, and I am sure this will continue, given the large number of farmers who buy decades-old equipment to escape that last limitation.

4. And speaking of retro, there is now a searchable, electronic version of the 1911 Encyclopaedia Britannica online.

-- CAV

Salesmen, When You're Not in a Hurry

These days, it can seem like there are two types of people: cultists and people being recruited to join cults.

Fortunately, as Miss Manners reminds us, the etiquette rule concerning answering when spoken to does not constitute an ironclad contract for a prolonged engagement:

Know, first, that etiquette does not require you to engage with them endlessly. These people are counting on you knowing that in most situations, it is rude not to answer when spoken to -- and on you not wanting to be rude. They are further counting on your either not recognizing their own rudeness in pressing the conversation or your not knowing how to get away.

This line of reasoning culminates in the all-purpose escape clause: Thank you, I'm not interested, which Judith Martin amusingly suggests can be used even in reply to such apocalyptic-sounding attempts to induce unearned guilt as, Don't you care about the future of our planet?

All I can add is that, oftentimes, proselytizers and other salesmen set up stands, such as within or outside commercial establishments. A long time ago, before my spine had calcified, these used to fill me with dread, especially if I saw that they were unavoidable.

No more.

Now, I see them as alert beacons that remind me that I am busy man. The one thing better than having to break off an unwanted engagement is being able to preempt one, and spotting a salesman in advance is great for this purpose. If I can't simply bypass the stand, I can be ready to assume a brisk pace, smile, and say, Thanks, but I'm in a hurry.

Ideally, the vendor/fund-raiser/proselytizer will festoon the stand with signage announcing the product or cause. I always take notice and on some occasions even take an interest. But if I can't tell what it is on sight, I am always too hurried to delve into why someone is taking such pains to spend any amount of my irreplaceable time.

-- CAV

When You've Lost The Washington Examiner...

My title is partly in jest: Despite being a conservative outlet, the Examiner has pleasantly surprised me more than once by being critical of Donald Trump, as it has this morning.

There, Dan Hannan begins a piece titled "Donald Trump Is Losing His Mind" with the following question:

Imagine it was someone other than President Donald Trump. Suppose a different leader were posting deranged rants in the small hours, insulting the spiritual leader of 1.3 billion Catholics, threatening entire civilizations with annihilation, and comparing himself to God. What would be the reaction? [bold added]

Hannan gives the correct answer and contrasts it to what each party is doing today, en route to arguing that Trump is losing what little self-control he had to begin with.

It's the kind of question whose absence I have long wondered about, given that it could have and should have been applied long ago to other aspects of Trump's fitness for office, such as his ignorance, lack of intelligence, and dishonesty. Hannan does at least open the door for exactly that later on:

What chess move, after all, requires picking a quarrel with the pope? The only conceivable answer might be that Trump is engaging in prestidigitation, fabricating a row to distract from something worse. What, though, could be worse? Is he worried that voters will suddenly wake up to the ways in which he and his associates have been enriching themselves in office? That there will be a belated interest in the favors sought from foreign governments, the digital currency boondoggles, the consultants offering access for cash, and the acceptance of a private jet from a Gulf state? Or does he fret about the fate of his Hungarian ally, Viktor Orban, hammered by voters last week after rising concerns about his autocratic style and the enrichment of his cronies? [bold added]

Good, and more of that please. Part of why nobody is asking such questions lies within the preceding paragraph:

Even now, a residual MAGA base will cheer the president unconditionally. At an event in Texas last week, I made a slighting reference to Trump's tendency to insult U.S. allies. Afterward, a perfectly charming couple spoke to me in a succession of MAGA clichés, like online Russian bots made flesh: "He's playing chess while you're playing checkers," "He's smarter than his critics," "Where do you get your news from, the New York Times?" I can't help noticing, though, that such people are fewer than they were a year ago. [bold added]

Knowing my fair share of people who, before Trump came along, would have been ... circumspect ... about openly espousing beliefs they should be embarrassed to hold at all, I wouldn't say that there are fewer such people. Rather, Trump's very public disintegration will gradually make more and more people realize how foolish they look standing by the dumpster fire they worship.

Perhaps such a cowing of the base is what America will need for each party to become less frightened of doing the sane thing, given how timid politicians are.

There is risk: J.D. Vance is waiting in the wings, and the Democrats are no more sane than they once were. The immediate future is not great.

I also see nobody on the horizon from either party capable of being nominated, winning the general, and governing well. Our best hope is for the Trump Presidency to go down as a high water mark of nuttiness and our nation to muddle through long enough for the culture to improve. But Trump has already severely reduced the likelihood of even that scenario.

-- CAV

IEEPA Loot Refund Update

The good news is that the Trump Administration is beginning to pay back (with interest) the $166 billion-plus it illegally took from Americans in import taxes under IEEPA -- a statute that doesn't even mention tariffs, and is intended to help the Chief Executive act quickly and decisively in real emergencies, anyway.

The bad news is that this is a bureaucratic process to begin with, and even if the President weren't opposed to returning the money, the process comes with real challenges:

The trade court's order appeared to set off a scramble among federal customs officials to put together a digital process for handling a crush of requests, according to legal filings. Those filings also revealed the technical challenges that the Trump administration faced in trying to return the money.

Among the many obstacles, the Trump administration said it had to stand up an entirely new system that could process refunds in bulk and disentangle illegal tariffs from legal ones on those same goods. At first, the government didn't even have a way to deposit money directly into the bank accounts of most importers, customs officials said.

As a result, the refund system that debuted on Monday, known as CAPE, can only process imports only at a certain point of the duty-paying process. That covers about 63 percent of import entries subject to IEEPA tariffs, the government previously said, though it plans to expand the system soon. In its prior public guidance, customs said it expected it would take 60 to 90 days to issue a refund once it accepts an importer's filing.

Katie Hilferty, who oversees the trade practice at the law firm Morgan Lewis, described the refund process as novel and complex, adding that she would be "pleasantly surprised" if refunds were paid as quickly as the government said. [bold added]

I hope some ace reporter remembers this the next time Trump makes one of his trademark, outlandish claims to have already solved/be able to solve/about to solve some big, long-running problem IMMEDIATELY or within two weeks.

Why can't he clean up his own messes that fast? (Trumpists, that is what is called a rhetorical question.)

-- CAV

Good Riddance, Autostart?

Issues and Insights reports that the Trump EPA is eliminating government "encouragement" of automakers to implement "autostart." That is, there will no longer be a tax credit for manufacturers who include that functionality in their products.

Good!

Autostart -- which kills and restarts your engine instead of letting it idle at traffic stops -- is a function that about two-thirds of new cars have in America. It's yet another annoyance rammed down our throats by the nanny state in the name of fighting the "climate crisis," and I turn it off every time I drive my wife's car. I also have no plans to replace my twelve-year old car any time soon in part because it doesn't do that at all.

(I also dislike cars that attempt to drive for you in the name of safety, but that's a post, perhaps, for another day.)

As the article indicates, most drivers are with me in finding the function annoying, but don't take their word for it: There's a healthy market out there for hardware that can bypass autostart altogether.

To its credit, the Trump Administration isn't making it illegal for car makers to put autostart in their cars, nor should it do so. (It can aid fuel economy in places that aren't so hot you need air conditioning almost year-round.) Again, it's just removing the Obama-era tax credit.

As usual when this Administration does something like this, I wonder how easy it will be for the next Democrat to undo the change, especially since, as it seems , it's just a regulatory change, like the repeal of the endangerment finding.

Maybe I should look for a newer car some time during the next couple of years...

-- CAV